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Texasdiesel97's favorite FMLs
By Fatherdaughter - / Friday 28 July 2017 11:21 /

Well Played

By redhead - / Thursday 6 July 2017 22:30 / United States - Lima

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend at his place, taking advantage of having the house to ourselves. Out of the blue, his mother, who already hates me, came in and caught us in the act. Now she hates me twice as much for desecrating her house. And she'll hate me triple when she finds out I'm pregnant. FML

By Val - / Sunday 2 July 2017 21:00 / Argentina
By ClumsyKatey - / Sunday 2 July 2017 22:00 /
By i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! - / Tuesday 23 May 2017 00:00 /