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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Mobility
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50 favorites
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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

13%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

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You deserved it

By IntimidatorStag - / Friday 6 February 2009 23:54 / United States

Today, I got married. My grandpa took me aside afterwards and said that the moment the ceremony was over, he heard my wife's vagina slam shut. "Welcome to marriage, sucker," he chuckled, "It's just you and Rosy Palm now!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 31 January 2015 05:38 / United States - Brenham

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 30 January 2015 21:15 / United States - Chicago

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 29 January 2015 21:17 / United Kingdom - London

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nosexforthee - / Friday 23 January 2015 19:25 / United States - Katy

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A new thumb