By wtactualfuck :( - 24/10/2012 21:08 - United States
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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I agree, my mouse works.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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One more and it's business time
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Maddy_moore's favorite FMLs
Dirty mind
By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 19:28 - Germany - Nuremberg
By pheebs314 - 07/11/2012 21:16 - United States - Port Orchard
pheebs314 tells us more.
By fatty milkshakes - 29/01/2013 22:56 - United States
By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga
By ShadowBox - 12/03/2013 16:43 - Netherlands - Herveld
ShadowBox tells us more.
I still tend to have weird dreams like these occasionally, except now they're less Romantic-Comedy, more Saw. -_- On the bright side, I did meet someone a few weeks ago ^.^ Nothing official but we're getting there.
By DommeAshlee - 21/03/2013 18:42 - South Africa - Kwandengezi
DommeAshlee tells us more.
This is OP. Mama and babies are safely tucked away in the guest bedroom. The mom put up one hell of a fight and i have the scratches to prove it. All six kittens are doing fine. Spoke to my friend, she admitted to lying about spaying the cat. I told her she could pay the vet bills and buy me a new mattress.
By SmallAngel - 22/03/2013 00:35 - United States - Aurora
By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 14:24 - United States
Casual…
By bnc - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Jefferson City
By gracehi - 07/03/2014 20:29 - United States - Jacksonville
gracehi tells us more.
Thank you, but I wasn't brave. There's a tall picket fence and some trees obscuring the view of my apartment from the school. I can only see the school parking lot because I'm on the second story. The only reason someone would be able to see me from there would be if they were looking for me. I would have been quite safe, even if there had been any real danger. If there really was some lunatic shooting up the school, at the very least I would have called the cops. I'd like to think I would also grab my gun, head over there, and try to shoot the mother ****** myself, but you never really know what you'll do in a situation like that until it happens.
By SpilledWater93 - 10/03/2014 03:07 - Ireland - Bray
SpilledWater93 tells us more.
To those of you who are American, please stop apologising and feeling bad, I actually found that lady and her friends quite amusing so they made my day. And what's more the story got published on here, that's more exciting than a pot of gold any day
By emergencyroom - 15/03/2014 12:21 - United States - Parkton
By starfishedasshole - 30/03/2014 16:50 - United States
By Anonymous - 26/05/2014 11:37 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton
Hello goodbye
By mydatinglifesucks - 15/06/2014 06:31 - United States
By IneedMaury - 16/06/2014 15:30 - United States - Lowell
By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 16:33 - United States - Franklin Park
By Anonymous - 17/06/2014 12:26 - United Kingdom
Differences
By Anonymous - 17/06/2014 15:28 - United States - Saint Louis
to 18- I'm the op... I didn't realize I hadn't been signed in when I posted. Basically, I have had the same.insurance for years and been using it for the same birth control for at least 5. I'm not sure what happened... Some clerical error I guess. I had it figured out but it was definitely weird.