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Aldissigfusar's favorite FMLs

By Stephden - 26/02/2017 19:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, after recently getting my doctorate, I went to Starbucks. The barista asked how to spell my name (Steven): with a 'ph' or a 'v'. I jokingly said, "Steven with a PhD". She wrote "Stephden" on my cup. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 04/02/2017 00:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 288

You deserved it 1 457

By Liav - 23/01/2017 12:00

Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML

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By Cannot Unknow - 21/01/2017 16:00

Today, my wife and I drove to the other side of the country to attend a swingers party where we thought no one knew us. So did my parents. FML

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By Henry - 11/11/2011 22:29 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

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