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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Tommy Wiseau
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I'm a rock star
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Gandhi
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Lost

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on MSN when her roommate answered, "Sorry, this isn't Marie, she's at her boyfriend’s." Really? I've looked everywhere in my apartment, and I can’t find her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Icy - / Saturday 25 October 2008 16:56 /

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Marika / Monday 20 July 2015 17:48 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend's family, and he was saying how well his driving lessons are going. During this conversation his mum told him to "stop blowing your own trumpet." He replied, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave him a high-five. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By NoMoreTrumpetBlowing - / Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:22 / United Kingdom

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 2 August 2013 21:34 / United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:19 / United Kingdom - Falkirk

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Santa Claus

Inception

I like your style

The Mixer

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

Perfectionist

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Consolation prize

It's in the can!

50 favorites

A new thumb

One more and it's business time

100 kick-ass comments

Tommy Wiseau

I'm a rock star

50 quality comments

42

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Judgmental

YDI Master

I agree, my mouse works.

Gandhi

Lost