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By :(( - 24/06/2012 21:45 - United States - Montevideo
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You guys are great. If I was broken up about this at all, I'd feel much better from a lot of the comments. I'd been flirting with this guy for a while, and this was the coldest he'd ever been to me. He met my friend that very night and wanted to get laid is all. But joke's on him--the friend's engaged! As for the whole maybe my friend told the joke better thing, it's not the kind of joke that needs a bunch of buildup and then a big punchline. It was more of a sarcastic comment-type thing. She didn't tell it any better than I did.