Brianna809

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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YDI Master
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Today, after threatening my son for weeks that if he didn't clean his room, I would, I went in, equipped with a garbage bag, ready to throw away everything I found, only to discover dozens of empty bottles, two partially empty pizza boxes, Taco Bell wrappers, and cockroaches. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By disguested - / Thursday 4 March 2010 20:01 / United States

Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse, but then my Dad asked me if I had a condom they could use. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By oil300 / Thursday 23 July 2015 02:34 / Australia - Hawker

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By oops - / Tuesday 31 March 2015 01:52 / Australia - Newtown

Today, I found a banana on my bed. It was black and shriveled because I accidentally left it there after I thought I finished the whole bushel I bought last week. I've been sleeping in my bed all week and didn't notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it