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Today, I woke up with a ridiculous hangover and no memory of last night. I called my friend who told me that I was so trashed I ended up eating all the hamburgers and chicken fingers in her fridge. I've been a vegetarian for 15 years. FML

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On 11/18/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by squishy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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that's vegeterrible!

#22 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:35pm by devendra

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proof that people weren't meant to be vegetarians =P

Fun fact: meat is more energy dense than fruits and veggies, thus a vegetarian needs to eat more than a normal person.

#16 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:27pm by Jesster_King

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