Today, I had a blind date with a girl someone in my office set me up with. Before the waitress returned with our drinks, this girl asked me to go to her parent's house and pretend to be the father of her yet unborn child because the real father is a drug addict and in jail for stealing her dad's car. FML

by oh_its_true / 09/18/2009 at 3:23pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

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  • she sounds like a keeper!

    #2 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:06pm by Sparkey

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  • i hope you said yes, went o her house, and upon meeting the father, told him "hi, your daughter had asked me to come here, posing as her boyfriend. Her real boyfriend is a drug addict and was the one that had stole your car. Also, say hello to his and her baby for me when its born." and then walked out.

    #31 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:47pm by F_Munoz

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