By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 086
You deserved it 4 376

Same thing different taste

Top comments

roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you

Roses are red Violets are blue He's getting laid But it's not by you

Comments

Well, he was a horrible poet / writer. Not very creative...

roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you

Sun_Kissed18 25
adelaide_evening 0

At least it didn't read, "Roses are red/Violets are blue/What is this bump,/ and what is this goo?" I love The Soup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Michael Jackson is dead, and the next one will be you.

roses are red violets are blue dating was fun but **** you sideways

How come when one type of FML makes it through, we get the same type nonstop for like the next 2 days, lol?

fxdxhk90 0

Seriously, that was the best he could come up with?

cradle6 13

I have a better one: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

TriniRockStar 0

key his car and put lipstick on his windows

make sure you get the wrong car though because psychos always seem to do that

#8 thats just taking it too far.... ******* up personal property over a break up means u shoudn't even be in a relationship with ANYBODY

He sounds like a real prize. Too bad you couldn't hang onto him. :|