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By babymama727 - 27/04/2016 14:27 - United States - Spokane

Today, after packing up almost our entire apartment because we're supposed to move in 2 days, our mortgage broker told us we won't be able to move into our new house for another week because he didn't do the right paperwork. We now have to unpack half the boxes so we can survive til then. FML

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