Bah. What's a little cum between friends

You're talking about the work men's room, right? :)

nah he likely saved this guy from way more embarrassment

How did you get top comment with -1 likes?

this isn't ifunny

He was #2 meaning they were the second person to comment. With two top comments and two available comments it's kind of a no-brainer.

#9 regardless of thumbs, the order is by earliest to latest: the number grows and not arrange by likes

the only thing i didn't see coming is a comment like yours having upvotes on this website... weird.

Because most FMLers are apparently teens

Well what if the guy had no extra shirt to change into and no jacket to wear to cover it up? That would just make it more embarrassing because now he would know that someone else knew he had cum on his back and that he was purposefully leaving it there...

Shall we apply "what if" to every fml and every comment? Sure, what if the op didn't post this. We wouldn't be having this conversation :) What if the guy could go home and change?

I'm just imagining myself in a similar situation--I don't normally bring extra clothes and I would be paranoid about people knowing that I know! Didn't mean anything else by it.

Try not to think too deeply in fml posts. Take it for what it is. Just a simple story on someone saying FML

Actually at this point, I would be so nervous as to someone seeing that I would just flip my shirt inside out. I'd rather someone say that my shirt is inside out than see cum

Haha. Dani and his comments, and his smiles. :) gotta love them.

*discreetly. Hate to be that guy but discrete and discreet could not be further in meaning

If he has a job I'm pretty sure he has a sweatshirt or a coat or another shirt

Guys, ease up on 46, she was giving me a shout out. And it's Daniel, Not Dani :)

"Dude, someone's spilled mayonnaise on your back"

We ALL know how it got there. ;)

The OP obviously licked it and recognized the taste.

Silly me, I should've thought of that hahaha

that's what I thought! that's oddly specific. toothpaste, glue, hair gel, shaving gel, liquid deodorants...etc etc all could leave similar ahem crusty residue.

I don't even know how a cum stain would get there - unless you have a creepy homosexual stalker that has a fetish for jacking off onto people's clothes.

Thank you! I was wondering if anyone else was thinking the same thing. it could have been so many different things.

It was that damn subway hobo I bet.... Damn him!!!!

Oh, I assumed that he had maybe wiped the cum up with the shirt, and then forgotten about it in his closet or something, and then worn it.

You seem quite knowledgeable on how the residue looks.