themonesterman
Brooklyn, United States
Today, my grandmother is coming over to my family's house to stay for about a week or so. Apparently, the guest room window isn't big enough for her dream catcher, so she wants her cat to sleep in the guest room and she wants to sleep in my room. My parents support this. FML
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kingdomgirl94 29
Speaking as someone who has just been meowed at for the better part of an hour because kitty was bored while I was getting ready for school: **** the stupid cat, take the bed. (don't literally **** the cat though)
joseph19921992 10
Cat owners are nuts man
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joseph19921992 10
Cat owners are nuts man
kjack49044 18
I'm a cat owner and I support this statement.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Likewise. Sometimes my cats love the crazy. Sometimes they are scared shitless.
DanielleinDC 34
Nobody really "owns" a cat. But I agree that cat people can be nuts--although not nearly as nuts as dog people. I am surprised that grandma doesn't want to share the room with her cat. And she either has a huge dream catcher, or that's a tiny window. Good gravy.
JMichael 26
Any pet owner can be nuts really. I own a guinea pig and it drives me nuts everyday. *maniacal laugh*
themonesterman 12
Without diverging in to pet ownership ethics, people do own cats. They benefit, and TBH, domestic cats would have a hard time surviving without "owners".
NeatNit 33
There's plenty of good-living street cats, but I do agree with you on the other parts.
SuperStormCindy 8
I'm a cat owner and I do not support this message because it is false.
kuzzy00 22
OP, to correct you - the domestic cat is actually the best for surviving on it's own compared to any cat species. The domestic cat is the only one to be able to consume comfortably over 300 types of food.
parism143 28
#71, but I still don't think it'd be safe for an indoor cat to live by itself in the wild. Their scavenging instincts have long faded through generations of domestication.
pandalover69 26
I have 2 cats but I also have 2 dogs and I can honestly say I like the dogs a lot better. Don't get me wrong, I do love my cats but they are assholes.
myusername23 17
All cats are assholes.
Mynamewontfi 40
That sucks, OP, but it's only for about a week so it's not that bad.
extrasnipes 22
Well we don't even know where op is going to be sleeping ...
DanielleinDC 34
Sofa city, sweetheart.
extrasnipes 22
I love how your picture is a cat
Indianboy9321 25
Sweet dreams!
ItsAUnicorn 27
Old cat lady maybe?
BranN_fml 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What's wrong with that?
cyanidesandwich 21
His grandmother is taking his room for a week, and her cat takes the guest room for a week. This leaves OP to have to sleep on the couch for a week which sucks.
Jakob2255 12
go sleep on your couch for a week
SmittyJA24 26
**** sleeping on a couch!! I'm thinking: Holiday Inn for a week. One with a pool. And all your buddies. Especially since the parental units think it's ok to displace your ass.... they can break-out a credit card. Have fun.....
buttcramp 21
it's not that sleeping on the couch is so bad, it's that the grandmother doesn't have good manners as a guest. OP is being a wonderful host by even sleeping on the couch.
BootheGhost 6
"**** yo couch!"
FucYoCouch 13
I believe I was called?
ycrem0n 21
Just sleep with the cat.
Bano360 25
Your picture with that comment makes it funnier.
OysterPearls 33
Here kitty kitty kitty...
icandothecancan 24
Don't you dare take offense to Mr. Fluffysnufflkins taking the guest room for the week. He gets very nervous when we travel and needs his own space.
thats_savannah 10
I am so sorry... Family bonding time?
Missyeru 14
Sleep on the guest room for a week! But seriously OP sorry :( when I lived with my parents, every time my grandparents came to visit I had to sleep in the guest room because my grandpa insisted my bed was more comfortable...
BellaBear90 27
Her cat gets the guest room.
RedPillSucks 33
Boot the cat onto the floor and sleep on the bed. Cat domination will not happen this week.... Fight proud!!!!
Missyeru 14
Cuddle with the cat.
rose1999_fml 5
That's a bit extreme :/ sorry OP at least it's only for a week