Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML
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Today, I was asked by a total stranger if I had Tourettes. This is the third time this has happened to me. FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML
Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
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1PersonIsMyWorld 22
post a pic op! must see!
alicespoons 17
Step 1: Post a side by side photo. Step 2: Become famous.
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Comments (84)
whatsupitsbrian 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Stop being grumpy??(:
AnOriginalName 19
Resting bitch face (RBF) is a serious condition, and not necessarily related to being grumpy. One does not simply stop being afflicted by RBF.
Zoey_M_fml 24
Wasn't is BRF? Bitchy resting face
DarksideDoll 31
I'll need photographic evidence before I make a ruling.
incoherentrmblr 21
^ I second that notion...
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
post a pic op! must see!
caohm 18
Indeed I also am curious about the level of grumpy and cats associated with your face.
crazytwinsmom 25
This should at least be an illustrated FML.
extrasnipes 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
just look up garfield?
extrasnipes 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
stupid comment i realized s'okay thumb me down
buenhombre 9
Probably just a mean prank. Stay optimistic. What they say doesn't matter
ComoEsJuan 24
Because random means that people are secretly working together. Huh, who knew?
KAD1904 7
#8, yeah the person who posted this doesn't know them, but you never know if the people saying it know each other.
Trooth 13
Well at least you'd be a famous meme! You could start a new one: "Real Life Grumpy Cat!"
Mightytall 35
But there is only ONE real life grumpy cat!
jazzy_123 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Garfield!
Rainhawk94 27
No.
Thatgirl299 15
what..?
alicespoons 17
Step 1: Post a side by side photo. Step 2: Become famous.
Sandsh8rk 36
Step 3: Lose relevance in 2 weeks time.
ComoEsJuan 24
You forgot magic. Everything is better with magic.
kayydb7 14
Make it a point to smile as much as possible! :)
Mynameislinh 24
Hey, don't worry too much about it. I mean that may be how you normally look. Although, if you can, try to smile a bit more every now and then?
DrHail 22
That just means you're adorable! Embrace it.
gracefs 11
Freaking adorable?