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Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML

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On 03/29/2013 at 1:18pm - misc - by fucked by sex ed (man) - United States (Michigan)

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You should've given him the sex talk in Middle School. YDI.

#3 - On 03/29/2013 at 9:40pm by Ashley_Radke

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And he thought he was the father how?

#1 - On 03/29/2013 at 9:39pm by lilhellian

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