littlebigbrother
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Japan
Kids will be kids
Today, we got a call that my brother stuck a rock up his nose and couldn't get it out. My mom had to pick him up and take him to the hospital. My brother is 20. FML
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Lingonberry 4
That's a new way to get stoned
love_isnt_enough 15
My brother still tries to save his farts & he's also 20 . boys are weird .
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love_isnt_enough 15
My brother still tries to save his farts & he's also 20 . boys are weird .
Devin91 20
Not all of them
ICastillo 25
It's cause boys take everything as a challenge haha
p3mguin 7
You won't see any girl do that
taco_bender 12
Hey if it wasn't for us guys you girls wouldnt have entertainment. We do stupid stuff to make girls smile.
Neorecon19 18
1- I'd rather not be grouped with OP's moronic sibling. Also, I know a few girls who can be the exact same way.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
33- obviously, you've never seen 1000 ways to die. A woman died trying to outdo a couple of guys in a fart contest. She stuck a empty whipped cream can up her ass too put some air up there, and ended up killing herself. There's some kind of gas inside of those containers. But that's irrelevant. Funny, but irrelevant.
MerrikBarbarian 9
63- women do some stupid things, but if you look at the ratio of male to female winners of Darwin awards... Men are far more likely to remove themselves from the gene pool... Far too often with the fatal last words "hey guys! Check this out!"
ReesieBanana21 12
Middle-aged men....
Devin91 20
Shit happens. Your brother will grow up sooner or later.
ICastillo 25
You can't fix stupid.
Devin91 20
No but people eventually start to mature
Awes0meperson 10
16 and pregnant?
navik23 6
Just uhm....wow... -.-
22cute 17
Adjectives: they cost so little but add so much!
Calyx_fml 22
Good weed #3?
randii_17 11
That should be the brother's fml, not op's.
x_KL_x 7
Seems like an intelligent man.
snator 0
Yes, he shall go very far in life...
Ruffclue 9
But he will have to cross many rocks before he reaches his destination.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
His.... Final Destination.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Sounds like a candidate for presidency. He can't be any worse then the current contenders. :p
claire3791 5
Like Harry Potter
Lingonberry 4
That's a new way to get stoned
GingerPanda94 6
#5 beat you too it sadly
nofearjenshere 12
So number 5 beat himself/herself to it?
BarakatsBurrito 7
If I could thumb up a million times I would.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
5 beat him/herself? That's just inappropriate. Keep it in the bathroom/bedroom, guys.
KiddNYC1O 22
Are YOU stoned, #24?
TheGITP 0
Tell him your meant to use a pea not a rock!
hallkchallkc 4
"Your" awesome...
Linkerdoodles 15
It was OP's brother not OP.
skoob1 12
He meant to use a rock... He just forgot to crush his cocaine before sniffing it.
deathtothepix 26
Stupid isn't discriminative of age.
Briscuit 24
He was just trying to sniff some rock to get stoned. ...ehhh, ehhh? ;)
FMLsAreAwesome 0
What, are you a retarded Canadian?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I believe you're confusing her with Justin Bieber.
ReesieBanana21 12
Already said
ICastillo 25
Well your brother is just dumb OP nothing else to say.
missalice0306 19
That's an odd way to get stoned
HUGHGRECTION69_fml 2
That's an odd way of saying something 200 other people before you have said.