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Kids will be kids

Today, we got a call that my brother stuck a rock up his nose and couldn't get it out. My mom had to pick him up and take him to the hospital. My brother is 20. FML

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Lingonberry 4

That's a new way to get stoned

love_isnt_enough 15

My brother still tries to save his farts & he's also 20 . boys are weird .

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MarisaCB 16

Boys are weird. But hey... at least he has a sense of adventure!

ManInTheMachine 20

Wow OP, sounds like yout beiber didn't outgrow the fifth grade. A didn't you had to put up with that... For some reason this FML made me think of Step Brothers...and I haven't even seen that movie before. Weird. Maybe it's a sign! I'll go watch it now and fulfill my destiny!

ManInTheMachine 20

*your *brother Dafuq did auto correct change brother to beiber? Looks like it's time for a new phone...

ManInTheMachine 20

Oh shit this comment is a mess... *shame Can the mods help a cyborg out and fix this? Pretty please?

ManInTheMachine 20

Your brother sounds like he never grew out of the fifth grade. A shame you had to put up with that. For some reason this FML made me think of Step Brothers, and I've never seen that before. Weird. Maybe it's a sign! I'll watch it now and fulfill my destiny!

ArielTheMermaid 17

Haha at least he's the stupid one and not you, right?

vexx32 5

Your brother should probably be under adult supervision... sounds like a serious case of immaturity and/or stupidity...

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

If you take the 0 off his age it makes sense.......

GaleIsHawt 5

Are you sure he isn't two? Boys are strange creatures. :)

Wheredidgrungego 12

My 12 year old brother literally did that last week. Smh.

FMLsAreAwesome 0

Literally?!? Haha this reminds me of that fml where OPs roommate kept on saying literally. -_-

linkinpark98 24

I know right? I literally thought the same thing.

Calyx_fml 22

But in this case he is literally correct in using literally.

N3766 20

Next time ask him to stick watermelon to his ass... That's more challenging.

hallkchallkc 4

Nah, just use superglue... Unless you meant to type "up his ass", in which case you would be correct.

mikeymayhem_87 15

At least it wasn't a crack rock. That would be much more worrisome!