jamboooy
Monterey Park, United States
Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML
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Mercury03 13
Wow, your roommate, just wow.
deviable 9
Look on the bright side, now you can guilt trip your room mate into doing stuff for you.
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Mercury03 13
Wow, your roommate, just wow.
thejewishfuhrer 17
I would've used some pepper spray on him back. While he was sleeping..... In his bed....... At night..... When he wasn't awake....
SkoomaKi 28
GET HIM BACK BY SHOOTING HIM WITH A WATER PISTOL!!!!
upyourzlolz 11
**** yeah! A water pistol is gonna make him scream and sting his ******* face! What a good idea!
The_Hitdude 12
18- I'm pretty sure most people aren't awake when they're sleeping...
SkoomaKi 28
Did I forget to mention to put acid in the water pistol...?
Cad6 24
OP's roommate needs to get an ear check-up. Nothing is worse than a deaf idiot with a can of excruciating chili flakes that **** up your eyes.
SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
It's ok if he got any on his hands it will suck for his gf later on. Ask me how I know........
PiErC3 0
how old is his roommate like 5
X_Codes 11
@38: I think there are just paranoia issues there, not so much hearing. I know people who freak out when someone calls them twice. Why? I have no freaking clue. Some people are just idiots.
Cad6 24
#58, Welcome to America.
Cad6 24
Yea #57 his roommate is 5, because 5 year old kids just happen to carry around spray-able pain in a can.
LunaDragon 10
#46 How? I'm genuinely curious.
Dracoboxer357 36
64- Wild guess here that 46 was messing around with some pepper spray, forgot to wash it off and later got physically intimate with his girlfriend. Insert fingers, cue screaming. :p Curiosity satisfied? ;)
Jiplo 18
... didn't need it written out, but thanks for the mental image!
SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
She took every bottle of pepper spray out of the house and bought me a 9mm. I mean I was happy and all but she held a grudge till the end of the month.
blondbrunette916 0
OP, it's called a cell phone, use it.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
87 it says he CALLED for hours. Smh..
jamboooy 11
How do you know?
deviable 9
Look on the bright side, now you can guilt trip your room mate into doing stuff for you.
notsorandomguy 18
Smart roomie. But, on the good side, he wasn't waiting with a shotgun.
LilyCow 5
Hopefully he didn't end up spraying!
Maddidaddi 0
That roommate is stupid because they wouldn't open the door for op after obvious tribulation, but they're already there with spray. That's stupid.
l0v3p4in 7
It's not stupid. It's vindictive and spiteful. OP says he spent hours ringing the doorbell and calling his roommate. If the roommate couldn't hear all that racket 'for hours' yet could hear him rustling to try to open a window, then break the glass out of frustration armed and ready with pepper spray, it's definitely sounds to be premeditated.
Maddidaddi 0
That's what I meant. Thought I was clear. I feel sorry for op because he endured his roommates stupidity. Op is not stupid.
Nanall 15
Well at least you know they're prepared for a break in.
MatheusRajuidas 5
Be it a shotgun they'd be ready for the freakin' zombie apocalypse.
wlddog 14
If pepper spray is all you have, then you are not prepared.
Cleo88 6
Maybe it's their way of letting you know that they want you to move out?
MidnaLink 35
that's annoyingly possible
dodysmoke 1
thats one scary acting roomate
ladyLALAA 29
Agreed, wouldn't a sane person, I don't know, check who's at the door? Hope no leper spray was actually dispensed'
ladyLALAA 29
*pepper. Oops, and it should have ended with a "!". Sorry guys, very sleepy. Zzz...
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
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Llama_Face89 34
A spray that causes leprosy? That seems like a pretty effective self defense tool. UNCLEAN!!!
Llama_Face89 34
19- nice tat btw.
LennyComa 39
Nice
Sam_Dchi 23
That's one hell of a retarded roommate you got there,, where did you find him/her??
wlddog 14
They got the roommate from www.ineedmyasskicked.com
Big_Chives 7
The Pound
jamboooy 11
My old friends brother.
samammi22 0
Your ******* stupid
hermitknut 22
His ******* stupid what?
sskarma23 9
Craigslist
frizbycatch 7
At least your roommate is very well prepared. =D
wittygirl 8
Why didn't your room mate I dunno open the door... You got a genius right there..