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Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19779) - you deserved it (2298)

On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Lol, I guess she doesn't care about what you have to say. Or maybe you just always sound like that to her. Kinda like the teachers on Charlie Brown.

#2 - On 02/16/2012 at 2:45am by DontClickOnMe

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Perhaps she would notice if you tried with a touch of tourettes, just start screaming random things.

#3 - On 02/16/2012 at 2:47am by JukeboxValkyrie

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