Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Pay attention
Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
Lol, I guess she doesn't care about what you have to say. Or maybe you just always sound like that to her. Kinda like the teachers on Charlie Brown.
MrsPegg 45
OP, this is a window for great opportunities. Use her lack of attention to your advantage!
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MrsPegg 45
OP, this is a window for great opportunities. Use her lack of attention to your advantage!
A100893 30
Yeah, ask if you can have your own car or something. She'll notice when the bill comes.
arttyruiz 7
Maybe the OP, never has interesting things to say.
evilscorpi 29
its ok we did that with our teacher once.
Jakesterk96 8
Lol, did she keep nodding her head like she was understanding what you were saying.
bonnie789 1
I read this fml my life to my boyfriend, and then started speaking gibberish. He heard neither. ...
urdirtyolduncle 15
Kdkdjdndbdlsjasjdjjdkskdn *crosses fingers* I hope someone notice..
SaMmIMonster96 6
Yay! I noticed 35 :D
wryguy2765 8
How did this get down voted?
DontClickOnMe 28
Lol, I guess she doesn't care about what you have to say. Or maybe you just always sound like that to her. Kinda like the teachers on Charlie Brown.
mattorama 15
OR maybe OP just babbles a lot.
JukeboxValkyrie 19
Perhaps she would notice if you tried with a touch of tourettes, just start screaming random things.
thefaced 0
VAGINAAAA!!!!!!
cyK0tek 0
You sir, are a..VAGINNAA!! xD
BostonBruinsFan 8
You, very attractive, nice, cute, ******* lady, are a DIRTY *****!!! *smiles and mouths "Your Welcome"*
YaboyVinnie 21
Tape a conversation with "School blabla I bet you'll buy me an ehm yeah well, brand new sports car" "Uhuh, uhuh"
Goatinsfriend 8
I have a feeling she wasn't paying attention at all, though. My mother would do the same, don't worry.
floopyflooper 2
I totally have to try this one day! Haha.
Enslaved 38
Maybe she did notice but didn't think your conversation was important enough to dissect its meaning.
BostonBruinsFan 8
Is your pussy eyein YOUR pussy? Enslaved?
twaumat 28
YDI for talking gibberish.
FruityLoooons 8
No, son. You've completely missed the point.
ninjuh_wingman 29
She probably did what lots of people do when they dont want to pay attention to someone. Just nod your head and go mmhmm.
spekledworf 18
Yup... uh huh.... yeah...