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Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15713) - you deserved it (26611)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

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I'm not the only one! Their trying to enslave humanity you know!

#9 - On 01/12/2012 at 12:55pm by Razzle_Dazzle_5

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Was it wearing a mask?

#4 - On 01/12/2012 at 12:53pm by DontModMeDammit

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