Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Boo!
Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
I'm not the only one! Their trying to enslave humanity you know!
DontModMeDammit 10
Was it wearing a mask?
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Comments (67)
Egao_fml 8
"Today, I got a paper cut. FML"
cupcakekyrie 5
Happens to the best of us.
lowie89 7
FREAK!
GoWithTheFro 10
What a trollster
Cigar 11
You're worse than my dog.
Twisted_Angel 17
My toaster scares me sometimes too. It's a 4 slicer. Thing is vicious! Get a toaster oven, your nerves will thank you later.
perdix 31
Those things scare the shit out of me! I put in bread that is cold, soft and white, and then it pops out hot, hard and dark! How does it do that magic? Then, I begin to think of how else a toaster could be useful ... You'd think after all of those unkind shocks, I'd quit trying!
ninjake9 0
My toaster scares me every time :/
ivanhoe4u 3
You must have a lot of fun with a jack-in-the-box.
LauraKaty 2
Happens all the time...