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Today, I looked into my sink's garbage disposal for the first time since I moved in two months ago. Apparently, the putrid smell was not the food I've been throwing down it, but instead, a now what appears to be mutilated litter of rats. FML


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On 01/11/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by RatFailure (woman) - United States

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Mother of God, that's disturbing.

#2 - On 01/11/2012 at 4:50am by AngryBeaver32

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Holy shit I just threw up in my mouth. But for real though OP, I have a garbage disposal unit in my house, and anything substantial makes tons of noise, the squeals and the breaking of bones must have alerted you to something being gravely wrong, no?

#4 - On 01/11/2012 at 4:53am by Keyman1212

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