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Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33816) - you deserved it (5337)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by ericane27 - United States

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Kinda is

#1 - On 12/27/2011 at 6:06pm by madmikemiller

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At least there was no real fire :/

#5 - On 12/27/2011 at 6:07pm by vegetarian982

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