Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
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Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML
Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML
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Mr40Hands 5
Poor little girl
KushMastaDisasta 3
"Today I was playing in the park, minding my own business, when some guy ran me over on their bike. FML"
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Comments (157)
Mr40Hands 5
Poor little girl
nonelikeworms 0
Well why were they chasing you? Dicks
NabbdjuretPerry 0
Stay focused on the roads!
novair 5
poor kid.
gojira666 7
Whos laughing now
jedielf 23
And on pathways!
CreeperIRL 14
Omgosh! Is your bike ok???
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
+100 points! My highest scores was 11000, my reward? A free night stay in a jail themed hotel. Unfortunately they overbooked and I had to sleep with a rather large black man.
YourEvilHero 12
just packed my bags, I'm going to hell for laughing at this.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
-_-" sirin was that you?
scissorluvvv22 0
well did the car that was chasing you happen to be a cop car?
dre_bro11 12
9, OP was focused on the road, hence why she rammed the little girl. She shoulda been focused in what was in front if her.
bootiehole 3
peepee
PutItIn 8
22 Hopefully nobody!
Majstr 23
I hope she is ok.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Oh shit, I read this as the men in the car rammed into the girl. Being hit by a bike probably isn't too pleasant either. I hope she's okay! But.. why were they chasing you and how did you get ahead before you rode into the park, if they were in a car? lol asking questions even though the OPs never answer them.
xoconnie 8
thats SICK! in the bad way! pay attention to where ur going. its an FML for the girl. Today, I was pecefully strolling through the park with my parents when suddenly an odd crazed cackling man on a bike smashed into me. FML also, why was a car chasing u?!
GlobalElephant 16
It Like in the movie but this time the girl got hit
BB_ava 0
Let's hope a police car chases them soon after.
JokinglySerious 0
Reminds me of Forest Gump.
irishpotatoes 5
You are hot
lsheldon2018 14
Haha... More like FHerL
everybodyluvsMEN 0
Rammed into a little girl just DOES NOT SOUND RIGHT to me
NabbdjuretPerry 0
2- How can u laugh about this. This is sad!
D37H100 5
25- It's sadly funny :D But yeah FbothyourL.
lorenzoman77 7
Apologize op and give her your bike :D
lorenzoman77 7
Whoops I thumbed down my comment haha
whoa_is_failz 6
Today, while going for a walk in the park, some jackass on a bike who wasn't paying attention rammed into me. FML
FMLaddict20 5
Today, i was innocently standing in the park when some guy ran me over with a bike. FML
vinzk_fml 6
Ouch. Good luck explaining how THAT happened to her mother.
zacharytk72 5
Did Forrest Gump make this FML?
GuessWhatKids 13
She wasn't with her mother. I just sent the girl back home from my wardrobe. You know, Narnia.
Gruv3r14 1
That sucks.
neveragain234 1
which might be why OP posted his situation on FML
Thalankwyte69 0
wat does OP mean?
theunwiseone 4
I hope it was the bike u rammed into a little girl, and not something else
FUUUandyourmom 16
It was the bike, yes.
leemurcat 5
What is your problem? You're disgusting.
Lisa95_fml 0
Hahaha. That was funny.
smartypants96 3
Sick joke u pedo, gosh.
TheMadScientist 13
Jesus, how did you get a license?
tj4234 35
What country do you live in where you need a license to ride a push bike?
kcircuses2 4
what country do you love in where they call a bicycle a push bike?
FUUUandyourmom 16
Some parts of the UK?
Sonic_boomerang 5
How does one love in a country?
leemurcat 5
Easy. Have sex with Natives, while inside their country's borders. :)
FollowMe 2
Ahahaha, license for a bike! You guys crack me up. Man FML is do awesome!
swasticop 0
What??
geeksaresexy 18
Where did OP say it was a push bike? I assumed it was but it may have been a motorbike.. When I say I ride my bike to work people assume it's a motorbike not a mountain bike.
lovejdbieber 0
where I come from, licenses aren't needed for bikes
1badws6 0
You do need a license to ride a bike where I'm from.
geeksaresexy 18
#103.. You don't need a licence for a push bike in Denmark.. We're talking about push bikes not motorbikes.
allard 14
In Soviet Russia, push bike rides you!
itsalanis 25
thats why its important to always look where youre going. you couldve stopped and then laughed at them, not while moving...
ireallylikewomen 0
...or he could keep moving and then hit a little girl so he could make an FML for our entertainment... yeah. i like my idea better
jrsylilballer6 7
How old are you to still be riding bikes?
Isoldael 27
Bikes aren't just for kids, you know. And judging by how OP didn't understand the principle of watching the road, I guess they should put a minimum age on riding bicycles >.
jrsylilballer6 7
Good point ^
yamatelle 19
In this economy? Don't be surprised when you see a grown ass man in his 30s riding his bike to work.
drewpeacock42 1
**** you im 21 with a car and still ride my bike, bikes are the shit!!
takanuva0123 0
**** you
IndigoAcrylic 9
You mean...I can't ride a pink tricycle anymore?! ;3
KushMastaDisasta 3
"Today I was playing in the park, minding my own business, when some guy ran me over on their bike. FML"
Adman567 9
Lol we wrote like the same comment at almost the exact same time
Hamcons 1
That's an awesome fml. Lol
Adman567 9
Today, I was innocently walking in the park when some crazy guy rammed his bike into me laughing. I got a boo-boo. FML.
FollowMe 2
Aha aww, sorry to hear. ^_^
Adman567 9
Yep. Tragic