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Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML


I agree, your life sucks (39980) - you deserved it (8108)

On 07/23/2011 at 6:29am - misc - by tgd4444 (man) - Malaysia (Johor)

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Fuck cops.

#1 - On 07/23/2011 at 1:52pm by BluPenguin

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well don't get arrested next time

#6 - On 07/23/2011 at 1:55pm by dickydickman

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