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Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad. I decided to speed to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML


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On 05/06/2009 at 3:11pm - misc - by jojo (woman) - United States (California)

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That's messed up... But YDI for being stupid enough to mot piss before leaving wherever you were... Or even pulling over to a gas station...

#9 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:09pm by theluckygirl28

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This is why you use the restroom before you leave places.

#7 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:07pm by Luckster

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