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Today, I was practising the violin in my apartment. A man knocked on the door and introduced himself with a smile, saying he wanted to know my "schedule." I replied, "I'm pretty busy but maybe we could get a drink sometime." To which he replied, "No, I just want to know when you'll stop." FML


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On 07/18/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by holly (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

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Hey, that doesn't necessarily mean your playing was bad. He might have just found it loud and it was waking up his baby or something.

#18 - On 07/18/2010 at 1:17pm by Nomazlab

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I'm a string player myself, go to your local music store and ask for a practice mute.

#16 - On 07/18/2010 at 1:16pm by moeses9030

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