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Today, I invited my crush to come and spend thanksgiving dinner with me and my family, she agreed but asked me if she could bring her friend. Turns out her "friend" was actually her boyfriend and they drank all the expensive wine I bought. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24675) - you deserved it (6698)

On 11/27/2009 at 10:02pm - love - by lonelyguy (man) - Puerto Rico

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Hopefully your taste in wine is better than your taste in women.

#4 - On 11/28/2009 at 3:09am by alexandraa

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i personally think it's weird that you invited your CRUSH to thanksgiving with your family. isn't that usually saved for when you're actually dating/married?

#10 - On 11/28/2009 at 3:25am by ole_and_lena

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