Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She said it's a good thing, because it was a "mutual decision", and that while she wouldn't mind staying together, I was the one who wanted to split, and she respected my decision. I wish I had been a part of this delusional conversation. FML

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  • Don't forget to remind her of the $50,000 that she promised to give you at the end of that conversation.

    If she gets to make shit up, so do you.

    #13 - On 03/15/2012 at 2:19pm by DocBastard

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  • Well, I guess at least now you won't have to be part of any more delusional conversations with her...

    #2 - On 03/15/2012 at 2:08pm by Michyxo

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