Kids: Today, I found out that my toddler gets really motion sick. I... - FML

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By VomitCatcher - 19/07/2016 06:13

Today, I found out that my toddler gets really motion sick. I found out on a public bus on an island three hours away from home. We got both covered in vomit, and I had no change of clothes for myself. FML

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Greycatsister 12

Tuesday 19 July 2016 21:24

Oh God, I can only imagine how horrible that must have been. The only positive thing I can say is that at least you know to bring puke bags, nausea medicine, and clothes next time, just in case.

missymaster 16

Wednesday 20 July 2016 13:48

Ugh I feel your pain OP. My daughter vomited all down the aisle of the bus. The bus driver made me clean it while we were still in motion cause he didn't think I'd stick around to clean it up at the transfer point.

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Greycatsister 12

Tuesday 19 July 2016 21:24

Oh God, I can only imagine how horrible that must have been. The only positive thing I can say is that at least you know to bring puke bags, nausea medicine, and clothes next time, just in case.

missymaster 16

Wednesday 20 July 2016 13:48

Ugh I feel your pain OP. My daughter vomited all down the aisle of the bus. The bus driver made me clean it while we were still in motion cause he didn't think I'd stick around to clean it up at the transfer point.

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