By yelyah - 29/03/2012 16:19 - United States - Tolono
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gotta need a pocketknife!
better be swiss. never know when you need a pair of tiny sissors :)
*Grandma passes through body check* *Inspectors do baggage check.* Inspectors: *urgently murmuring* Grandma: What's the hold-up? Inspectors: Err...ma'am we found a lethal weapon in your backpack. Grandma: Oh, that backpack's not mine. Inspectors: Orly? It has your name on it. Grandma: Yes, but the knife isn't mine. Inspectors: We never said anything about a knife. Grandma: *attempts to bolt for the nearest exit* Inspectors: *Tackles the grandma* Eventually they let her go, only to escort her out of the airport, noting her as "dangerous". The OP stared in horror, ashamed of what the grandma did. His only option was to go on FML, and post this tragic story.
Wtf not even a pocket knife???
Well if she was a girl scout in her youth she can legally have a pocket knife everywhere she goes. Not sure bout the airport though. Dont think it applies.
81- then why mention it ?
I dont see the harm in mentioning it i guess.
you never know when you might need to defend yourself
Grams is protective of her grandchild :)
Like a mother bear and her cub, the cub fears the mother, they both fear granny bear.
Fear the G-Unit
Yeah, I mean, it's Florida. She can shank some guy there in a hoodie and claim self defense
Like a boss.
Ask for a cavity search next time then lol
Haha,
The terrorists are getting smarter! No one would expect an old lady!
With a grandmother's bad memory mixed with how much crap elderly women store in their purse, it was destined to happen. Did she have a peppermint in there to make you feel better?
BADMAN
18 - your picture, is amazing, and your comment, is a win.
Bingo gets crazy somtimes... you never know if the bitch next to you will shout bingo or shank you...
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Grams is protective of her grandchild :)
Bingo gets crazy somtimes... you never know if the bitch next to you will shout bingo or shank you...