Kids: Today there was a fire at the daycare centre I work at, in the... - FML

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By funtimes - 03/05/2016 04:13 - Australia - Subiaco

Today there was a fire at the daycare centre I work at, in the middle of nap time. 27 tired screaming kids. Fml.

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sturschaedel 27

Tuesday 3 May 2016 13:13

Better than 27 dead, burnt to a crisp, kids. Glad you got them out in time. But, having two kids of my own, I can only imaging how hellish your afternoon has been.

ritzkets 12

Tuesday 3 May 2016 11:06

good job controlling them. i'd have lost my shit right then and there

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ritzkets 12

Tuesday 3 May 2016 11:06

good job controlling them. i'd have lost my shit right then and there

sturschaedel 27

Tuesday 3 May 2016 13:13

Better than 27 dead, burnt to a crisp, kids. Glad you got them out in time. But, having two kids of my own, I can only imaging how hellish your afternoon has been.

Baegel 15

Tuesday 3 May 2016 13:30

Oh I thought you meant your nap time

peanuts363 12

Tuesday 3 May 2016 17:59

Wow you care more about not doing your job than kids being safe? You are the worst kind of human being. Ytdi.

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