laptitesouris
Pertuis, France
Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML
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Hypertudism 15
Just put a coin under his pillow and explain the tooth fairy knew he lost his tooth and she's still giving him his coin. That's how my parents lied to me so why not?
ShananaginsLOL 13
Maybe it's a vibrating dick....damn auto correct... She could be talking about a *****
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HKCgrimmjow 15
You thief! Shame on you, how dare you steal a tooth for your own gain. From your child at that -__-
SaxophoneHero 12
Can you believe the nerve of some people?
musicluvr2000 11
Can you believe the idiocy of some people?
ElricMustang 23
Everyone's got their favorite
ShananaginsLOL 13
Maybe it's a vibrating dick....damn auto correct... She could be talking about a *****
israelnotjacob 20
I was wondering that too, but at any rate if it's a sex toy the parent deserves it for putting this where it can be found. Kids may be good at finding stuff because they snoop around, but when it comes to that kind of thing it should be under lock and key at all times if you have kids.
Hypertudism 15
Just put a coin under his pillow and explain the tooth fairy knew he lost his tooth and she's still giving him his coin. That's how my parents lied to me so why not?
xyris_fml 28
109, the tooth fairy as a whole is a lie. so is Santa, as well as the Easter Bunny. you wanna take away a kid's childhood?
kristadoodle 8
*Dick
tygerarmy 35
Tell him you lost a tooth and the tooth fairy brought that for you. Then get him a little toy tomorrow.
ryan112 12
The vibrating duck makes it move in the water while you bathe!! Come on people! :P
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Gets the man on OP's little boat going as well? ;)
HKCgrimmjow 15
Why don't you give him the duck? It's only fair.
botanistjessica 24
Hey, good idea. We can just give him a bunch of ****** too and it should make up for everything!
Lorysa 11
I think she's talking about one of those waterproof vibrating rubber duckies - they're disguised to look like a bath toy. It's not like a realistic duck blow up doll...