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Today, I tried to discipline my two year old son. Whenever I do this, he starts pointing and imitating me, and I can't help but laugh. This explains why he never listens to me. FML


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On 01/07/2012 at 12:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Awee that's so cute. And disrespectful. But still sooo cute... Wait till he turns 13 it won't be so funny anymore. Lol. :)

#1 - On 01/07/2012 at 7:52pm by margie2194

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Smack yourself in the face when he misbehaves if he's gonna imitate you.

#12 - On 01/07/2012 at 8:01pm by aantho

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