Today, I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day. FML

by Moody / 10/28/2009 at 3:14pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

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  • Well, that sucks.

    And blows.

    And swallows.

    #3 - On 10/28/2009 at 8:40pm by sonicmega

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  • So...instead of plugging in your laptop last night, you decided to polish your knob off and head to bed?

    If you knew you needed your laptop for work, you should probably charge it the night before.

    Fuck. I hope stupidity isn't contagious.

    #8 - On 10/28/2009 at 9:46pm by XaosZaleski

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