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By bloodymary - 29/07/2016 17:41 - United States - Marietta

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex for the fourth time. We both thought that I was off my period. Skipping through all the more or less explicit details, she looked like she had just murdered someone with her right hand. FML.
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Sigma777 11

Did you say her name in the mirror 3 times? ?

Bloody hell! If it were a guy, he probably would've freaked the **** out. Be glad she's a girl, and try to laugh it off with her! Then try again tomorrow!

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Sigma777 11

Did you say her name in the mirror 3 times? ?

Bloody hell! If it were a guy, he probably would've freaked the **** out. Be glad she's a girl, and try to laugh it off with her! Then try again tomorrow!