Intimacy: Today I got back from my first anniversary vacation after being... - FML

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By Lady_Blaz3 - 03/05/2016 15:37 - United States - Sanford

Today I got back from my first anniversary vacation after being together for 8years. There were dead jellyfish on the beach, our car broke down, not only did we have to get towed back to our state but our tow man had to miss his daughters fourth birthday party to take us. Totalling us over 600$ FML

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