Intimacy: Today, I was on my phone in class and was texting a friend on... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By spiller - 26/04/2016 22:36 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was on my phone in class and was texting a friend on snapchat. He was coming over for dinner tonight and texted me, "Can't wait to see you tonight! Its gonna be fun!", with a winky face. Too bad my teacher saw it and got the wrong idea. My plans for tonight are gone, as is my phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45

You deserved it 10

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

madgodvw 7

Wednesday 27 April 2016 14:13

Wow, teachers can get so out of hand sometimes

AdamTodBrown 2

Wednesday 27 April 2016 14:39

1) don't use your phone in class 2) don't give up your phone. it's yours, not theirs.

Comments

madgodvw 7

Wednesday 27 April 2016 14:13

Wow, teachers can get so out of hand sometimes

AdamTodBrown 2

Wednesday 27 April 2016 14:39

1) don't use your phone in class 2) don't give up your phone. it's yours, not theirs.

Keywords

Love Awkward Work Relatable Students Racism Pregnancy Cheating Health Relationship advice Friends Teenagers Sex Intimacy Embarrassing Food Revenge Cats Boredom Animals Management Parenting Kids Sexism Parents Miscellaneous Weird Job interview Social Media Jealousy

The Top

Today, I lost it on my co-workers about how hard I've been working, picking up everyone's slack with no appreciation, and it was clear that I needed to find a job that actually rewarded hard work. As I went to grab my jacket to leave, I saw a cake and gift card for a cruise on the table, from the staff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 136

You deserved it 72 916

Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 619

You deserved it 340

The Top

Today, I told my friends that I got a therapist this past week. Every single one of them told me to quit seeing the therapist, and to just talk to them and do more drugs to feel more numb. I don't think that's the right thing to do, and they're actually arguing with me over it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 162

You deserved it 124

Today, I realized that sometimes I forget to turn off my desk light when I leave the room for dinner. I also learned that said desk light can get hot enough to melt plastic, which is why my brand-new laptop screen was literally oozing onto the table top when I got back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 744

You deserved it 12 857

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 266

You deserved it 62 360

Today, I found my boyfriend browsing tablet PCs on the internet. He actually had a tablet until a while ago, but he hardly ever used it. He still has two smartphones, a desktop PC and a laptop he never uses. But yeah, sure, he needs a tablet. Because, "they're cheap." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 373

You deserved it 266

Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 529

You deserved it 6 596

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 537 367

You deserved it 53 150