Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML
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OP here, he was a lovely man until this. Weeks before this date he talked about Pete as if he were a real person. I thought I was going to meet his best friend...which I guess I did in one sense.
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Welshite 39
I hope you shook hands with Pete when you met him. It's rude not to. Maybe an embrace and a few kisses if it's more informal.
Welshite 39
One cannot say the same for Pete.
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Welshite 39
I hope you shook hands with Pete when you met him. It's rude not to. Maybe an embrace and a few kisses if it's more informal.
red225 14
Dang I came too late
Welshite 39
One cannot say the same for Pete.
Chanti_fml 26
Oh, for Pete's sake! Of course he was happy, but was she too?
eyepuppy 31
This made my day. Thank you, sir.
albinochipmunks 7
Hope Pete wasn't too shy, though.
LeFrogDog 27
he should have gave a heads up about pete so that there was no confusion.
buttcramp 21
#1, awesome and creative. OP's date was creative too.. but not so awesome.
thefastnfuryass 14
Lets play a little game I like to call, "Haaaaave ya met Pete?"
brandoneyez1 25
I haven't laughed so hard in a while.
KingAbe88 12
Well it has been already six dates ;)
Pussycat86 18
Well I'm wondering how can he not invite Pete to the first 6 dates?
incoherentrmblr 21
Three's company...
Tigerblossom 19
Looks like he really likes you too! Congrats!
Karenezzy 20
Did you give Pete a kiss?
el_mermaid 16
Puny Pete didn't reach
terryaly 13
same question from here
Fr0gs 15
Mine is Jimmy, incase you were wondering
SmokinGuns 13
No, we weren't.
kinky44 28
I was
Enslaved 36
Don't forget your Jimmy-hat.
octopussperm125 18
Maybe u can call it Jimbo... Or even JUMBO!!
hashshim 23
Mine was christened Monty by my Ex Girlfriend, after Monty Python.
person961 9
Don't forget, you did say it was fine!
person961 9
This joke didn't go over so well I guess haha Sorry everybody
OhWhoCares 42
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...LOL. This made me laugh. I would've thought it's a little weird that he would've asked me to meet up with one of his friends on the first date, but that's just me.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
First date, sixth date... Same thing, I suppose.
pinkster2014 25
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*sixth date
OhWhoCares 42
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Wow. The shame of the FML community knowing that I read too quickly and base my knowledge off previous date related FMLs. I have learned my lesson.
OhWhoCares 42
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Such anger woah o_o calm down bro it's just a website
ptoka 20
Give up the fight *bro*... You're going to lose.
toaster123 11
yeah just a website... don't cry over getting thumbdowns...
briang959 47
Tell him you only want to see Pete from now on.
Puffytruffles 18
Hi Pete, meet my friend Blue.
Nevracceptdefeat 26
I hope you gave pete a proper greeting ;) XD
SgtAssCheeks 21
You should have asked if you could bring Megan along as well. I'm sure both her and Pete would get along real fine.
Miss_Attitude96 24
Who's Megan?
pwnman 33
Megan is OP's ******! Whereas OP means Original Poster.
kittybenzedrine 3
If you're using real people as reference, I applaud you because I get it. If not, I still laughed a little too hard.
djsammyc 19
#11 lol I love that movie:)
thelittlemissy 29
Just make sure to bring Mr Condom!
HostEXE 8
Don't you mean Johnny?
thelittlemissy 29
Heeeeeere's Johnny!
DemosthenesMB 13
Ha ha! Made my day.