Today my older sister called me fat for the perhaps thousandth...

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By FOffSisUABeach - 24/05/2019 15:52

Today my older sister called me fat for the perhaps thousandth time despite my having told her not to so I insulted her back and got told off by my mum even though she’s never said a thing when my sister insults me... FML

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Wednesday 29 May 2019 6:55

That’s messed up

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Wednesday 29 May 2019 6:55

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