Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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Top comments
shadowzraptor 0
im never showering again haha ): that sucks
iKaite 0
A soap. In the shape of a bar. Moron.
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shadowzraptor 0
im never showering again haha ): that sucks
EmilyCi 0
Murphy was an optimist.
voodootrucker 0
what the hell is a bar of soap?
iKaite 0
A soap. In the shape of a bar. Moron.
mmlprsh 0
Bless you. Maybe switch to liquid soap?
fmlfmlfml15 0
I have never read about someone failing so many times in less than 5 minutes.
Gobsnoglin 0
To #1 - Move to France, you will blend right in.
Secret_Fire_King 0
YDI for sneezing in a shower.. Using shampoo and soap at the same time.. Banging your head on the wall twice (were you listening to heavy-metal?).. Turning off the tap while attempting to stand up.. And for waiting for the water temp to change, before you got out or turned the hot tap off.. Get yourself a showering coach and hop back in for round two..
thesunshotme 0
?!?!?!?! You and #1 could be each other's only friends. (RE 47)
what_the_fail 0
You are either extremely retarded or a complete scumbag #47.
rogeriskira 5
I doubt she was using both as she said she slipped on it, not that she was using it.
rogeriskira 5
he**
michael32123 0
I think 47 is British... Zing!
punkman999 0
this is a copy and paste. I saw it a few months ago
lizzilla8297 2
showers are dangerous.
EmmyRahh 5
take a bath next time
curlyfry33 8
*it
starile 20
#69 this probably all happened in a matter of two seconds. It has got to be a record for Speed Failing.
zuluz 0
haha failure :P
dakotalesmercy 6
lol. everything that could go wrong went wrong.
snuu_man 0
reminds me of the time I fell and the shampoo bottle closed and ripped off part of my nipple
chili_is_good 0
that type of fail takes training!
moemoney8888 7
Ewww and ouchhhhhhhhh
hahoon11 0
bahahahahaha hilarious
AlohaAshleigh 0
Ouu, sucks for you..
alexwilliamson 0
Hahahahaaa!!!! That is terrible luck!
sarcasticbitch 7
OWNED!
KJRx 0
Pwnt.
jomo111 5
U spelled it wrong idiot its pwnd not pwnt
SheTheOtaku 21
If we're criticizing people for spelling its powned which is not a word. Thus it is actually owned.
aznbeauty250 0
hahahaha FAIL.
null_fml 11
Nor was there even a cockroach in his shampoo bottle! OP: Suck it up, crybaby!
silasandseansfml 0
ha sucks for u