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By laurentaylor43 - 25/06/2016 03:45 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I had surgery to remove a kidney stone that was causing horrible pain. They couldn't reach it, so instead put in a stent. Now every time I use the restroom, it feels like I'm peeing a million tiny knives, immediately followed by cramping that feels like the hulk is ripping my insides out. FML

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C8H18 33

Sunday 26 June 2016 7:56

Go see your doctor immediately!

hahaonyoubiatch 6

Sunday 26 June 2016 2:00

Thats When you tell your doctor about that dumb fck

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hahaonyoubiatch 6

Sunday 26 June 2016 2:00

Thats When you tell your doctor about that dumb fck

C8H18 33

Sunday 26 June 2016 7:56

Go see your doctor immediately!

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 18:03

Like octane here says - that sounds like a Bad Thing. Best see someone about it.

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