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Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43313) - you deserved it (5453)

On 06/13/2014 at 4:17pm - health - by green and not with envy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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#2 - On 06/13/2014 at 7:18pm by Fuaaad1994

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Im sorry to hear that, dads will be dads.

#1 - On 06/13/2014 at 7:17pm by infected150

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