Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
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Top comments
heylesha 8
time for new bestfriend and boyfriend?
brianjman14 23
If you hate him, why are you friends with him on Facebook?
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Comments (246)
nonamericandolla 6
I'm sure it was just a joke :)
cheerchick2011 0
If you hate this guy, why would you have him as a friend on facebook? YOU DESERVED IT :)
CmarieMC23 3
Always delete people you don't like!!! Duh!
_words_of_wisdom 4
a lot of these comments symbolize mankinds unconditional, infinite stupidity. they say "why would you have him as a friend" and "delete him!". first of all, you dont have to be someones friend to comment on their shit and secondly, merely deleting him from the friend list doesnt to shit unless you block him as well. thirdly, the point is not that she hates the person its that her BOYFRIEND AND BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRIEND AND 58 OTHER COCKSUCKERS liked it. OP i apologize for the stupidity of most of the previous comments (they obviously fell out of the retard tree and hit every single branch) that sucks for you and i say you should beat the shit out of your "best friend" and slap your boyfriend until his own mother cant recognize him then dump him. and post pics of your brutal beatings as a warning to others to unlike the comment. problem solved (perhaps a little over the top but noone will ever mess with you especially the ****** who commented) oh ya and beat the shit out of him too
TeddyBearr 0
Hahahahaha! I like your style kid!!! xD
wafflez4ever 0
unfriend him, weirdo
cheeseburger9418 3
Shows wat kind of friends you have. I feel bad for you. Why are you even friends with someone who u dont like?
ariannawulfy 0
Time to filter who you aproove friendship to on Facebook? YDI for that
HeheHi 1
... why are you friends with him?
karaanne 4
Why are you friends with the guy you hate on Facebook?
TeddyBearr 0
I get comments and messages like that all the time... It used to really bum me out but i started martial arts and after a few years look at me now(: : ive lost my chubbs, my boobs re bigger, i have tons of self confidence and i dumped all of my old friends except for a close few , replaced the rest and im now a black belt in martial arts (; ppl are to scared to mess with me( i shw em a simple wrist lock and they step off)