Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
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Top comments
heylesha 8
time for new bestfriend and boyfriend?
brianjman14 23
If you hate him, why are you friends with him on Facebook?
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Comments (246)
jemstarr 0
If you hate him, why is he on your friends list or able to comment??
akichan15 5
why would you have somebody you hate on your Facebook...it's called the unfriend button. use it.
hitsugodoy 0
And why is this person your facebook friend in the first place if you hate him ?
elizabeth46 5
Why is a person you hate your facebook friend? Or you could have just deleted the comment. That's a fail on your part
bobamber89 0
That's not an FML, that's an "I should stop being a facebook ***** and only be friends with people I know and like." See YDI.
nherrera511 0
Why do you even have him as a friend is my question??
queenb1621 21
I "like" thing on fb just to "like" them. They probably saw it as a joke and liked it just cuz. Don't take it so hard on yourself...
LADiiL0KA24 11
Why the hell do you have him as a friend if you hate him?
dopefreshh19 3
You totally deserve this one, because why would you have someone you 'hate' as a friend on FaceBook ?
briaa23 4
um..um... bahaahaahahahah... thats funny. why is he your friend if you hate him?