Today, I spun off the road and into a ditch. The insurance company told me I'd have to wait an hour, as they had other cars to tow first. I had to pee so badly that I resorted to using the only thing I had in my car: a plastic bag. That's when I got a knock on my window from the tow truck driver. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML
Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML
Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML
Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, I was in a huge traffic jam with my boyfriend due to heavy snowfall. After being in the car for 4 hours, we were stuck in a tunnel with hundreds of cars behind and in front of us. Then the diarrhea hit. I had to shit in a plastic bag in the car. FML
Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML
Today, I pulled out of my parking lot to head to physical therapy and the alleyway was blocked by some traffic. I nudged over to allow a garbage truck to pull in and my passenger window shattered against a dumpster handle. FML
Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML
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Top comments
LovesSushi 25
Why would you not just pee outside? I would do that before I would use a plastic bag.
maz95 17
Well I honestly think being caught changing a tampon on a highway is worse. But yes, FYL OP.
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Comments (76)
kumonsucks 7
Girls = bag Guys = bottle
S182 15
Its more like guys = Anything/anywhere they can piss on/in.
kumonsucks 7
Are you the one who flicked tour tampon out the window of the highway?! I mean the FML THIS ONE! Talk about a coincidence!
kumonsucks 7
Sorry I meant your not tour and the one below this fml
awaydoggy 8
always，man，always. the odds are always against u under circumstances like that.
awaydoggy 8
it's alright，nature sometimes calls and it's good u got something to answer the call.
onorexveritas 24
I second #3, however, its not nearly as disturbing
Satoaoi 13
lol number 5
buckdharma 38
Lucky for Op she had blanket coverage, along with roadside assistance. You're in good hands with Allstate.
theboy13 13
Make yellow snow... Boy or girl not that hard...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Gross. Why would you use a plastic bag? What were you going to do with it then? Leave it in the car for the tow truck driver to find? Drive home with it in there? Or throw it out the window and let it mellow in the wilderness? You should have just squatted behind a bush or something; at least that would have been less gross and hopefully more discreet.
ilovera 7
Did you also change your tampon?