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Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
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Demonfish 14

Of course the police can't find him; he's a ninja!

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hellproof023 6

Ninja man ninja man. Does whatever ninja man does.

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xrainbowshadowx 17

Do you actually believe that the cops are going to find a ninja? It's a ninja, and one does not simple catch a ninja.

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perdix 29

Everybody was Kung Fu Pointing! Or Every day this month? This sounds like a . . . Tradition It helps you keep your balance like a . . . a . . . like a Ninja on the Roof!

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Mr25_fml 14

There is only one person you can go to in order to catch the ninja... Jackie Chan. Put Jackie and the ninja in a room full of furniture, see what happens

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

You can't really see what ninja's do. Too swift and sneaky. It is a ninja, after all!

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spazz666 18

I'm starting to think you're a moron. Even if they're moving and you can't see them, you'd see the furniture move around when they throw it at each other. Please use your brain before you make a stupid comment.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

^ Obviously has the inability to sense simple internet sarcasm. Pathetic. *yawn*

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OhDearBetrayal 25

I'm guessing if the OP is able to write and be on this site she may have already gone through puberty.

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yessy729 0

"Drugs are bad mkay"

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pharmacy 1

That's what happens when you continue to smoke heroin.

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dunebro 15

I you saw nobody standing on the roof, it would have been a real ninja.

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TeddyB88 4

Lmao. Sorry to laugh at your misfortune, but that shit is hilarious

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