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By kronin - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up in a field 3 miles from where I'd passed out drunk. This wouldn't have been too bad if I didn't have to walk home through town without my pants. FML
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jessisaur 0

your super drunk powers far surpass mine haha

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Nyc__Princess 0

that's what you get for being an alcoholic

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redneck2599 7

don't drink that much then dumbass

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Blaw023 0

This is why dave chapelle is always right!! Never pass out in front of whote people!!!

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TheDrifter 23

Now now, it might not have been white people. They might have been non white Dave Chappelle fans.

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cjgqsmooth 0

did you hear the sound of a banjo after you woke up?

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DocBastard 38

Perhaps you should try wearing two pairs of pants next time you go drinking. That way, if you lose one, BAM! Extra pants!

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xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

so? I walk around without my pants on either. it's what us pimps do. ;)

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HELLOjealousy 4

Were you not concerned at all that maybe you were raped?

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