Where am I?

By awalc - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML
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Top comments

StoryOfTheYear 14

Ah, you must be one of those people that thinks glue isn't real and Elmer's school glue is actually a bottle of bull sperm.

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annthaaman 0

Some kinda party xP

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DocBastard 38

They aren't superglued - someone just licked them and stuck them there.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Doc is wrong all the time. His alzheimers is starting to kick in. Yes he's that old.

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mk58 31

Ah, I love this little fan club here.

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DocBastard 38

A_Teen - who the hell are you talking about? What? Now get off my lawn and stuff.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Now you can BE the rainbow.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Sorry, #3. Didn't catch it sooner. But in my defense, it's a highly tempting response.

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supimnyancat 9

That's a sticky situation. (arms himself for hurricane of thumbs downs)

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smurfsarwales 9

But he can't taste them because They're on his forehead. Whenever he tries to lick them, his forehead moves with him.

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Mr_Sadface 5

Sucks for the person who glued it now they don't have a sweet rainbowy snack

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