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By lindaf - 02/06/2018 20:30

Today, I made roast beef with mashed potatoes and green beans for dinner. My 8-year-old daughter was crying and gagging the whole time, and eventually said between sobs, "Can't you just beat me and send me to bed hungry instead?" I have no clue where she got that idea from. FML

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By salt bomb - 02/03/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, I spent all day carefully preparing a wonderful homemade beef and vegetable stew from scratch. Close to dinner time, I tasted it and it was inedibly salty. Confused, my horrifically bratty stepdaughter then laughed and admitted she poured salt in it because it wasn’t what she wanted for dinner. FML

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By mom - 26/04/2018 15:00

Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML

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All grown up

By Anonymous - 22/07/2022 00:00

Today, I made broccoli and peas with dinner. My girlfriend pouted, sulked, and refused to eat "yucky veggies", demanding fries or chips. Apparently, I'm dating a fucking toddler. FML

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By AnonymousCow - 20/09/2016 13:04 - Australia - Perth

Today, I told my daughter that she wasn't allowed to eat in her room, so she sat at the table and glared at me for 10 minutes while she ate. She's 15. FML

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Fear of mash

By nekos - 02/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mother insists that because I won’t eat my dad’s mashed potatoes, it means I must think he is a bad cook and that I'm a disrespectful little prick. I wouldn’t touch mashed potatoes even if Gordon Ramsay made them, and I was on the brink of starvation. FML

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Healthy lifestyle goals

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 10:00

Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML

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Proselytizing

By Jax - 17/11/2022 18:00

Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML

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Teenagers, amirite?

By JustShootMe - 02/11/2020 07:57 - Australia - Gladstone

Today, my daughter told me she would rather hang herself than hang out with me. All I did was remind her to go to bed at a reasonable time to get some sleep for an activity she likes doing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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Fussy eater

By germaphobe - 19/08/2021 20:59 - United States

Today, my kids and I went to have dinner with a coworker. After everyone ate, the kids went to play while I helped clear the dishes. To my horror, instead of individually wrapping the kids leftovers, she scraped all the uneaten food back into the main pots. I wanted to puke on the spot. FML

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pjsr 32

Saturday 2 June 2018 20:33

Maybe from 100’s of movies?

Donut_Wizard 23

Saturday 2 June 2018 20:37

Suggestion: Check the expiration date on the meat.

Comments

Wintermelons 19

Sunday 3 June 2018 8:53

Stolen.

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Sunday 3 June 2018 21:10

Your child probably heard a story from a friend of a different culture. *worded for those who’d overreact if worded any other way 😂

1gullible_bugger 33

Sunday 3 June 2018 22:58

Our a friend of the same culture... What does culture have to do with it?

1gullible_bugger 33

Sunday 3 June 2018 23:00

Or a friend of the same culture! what does somebody's culture have to do with it?

kieralumina 30

Sunday 3 June 2018 22:11

Was it properly seasoned?

kazekai8 11

Sunday 3 June 2018 22:26

If I say that when I was a kid I would get the belt x.x

openawhole00 6

Monday 4 June 2018 0:24

She probably hears her father saying that to himself after you cook every meal

Lisa Raible 7

Monday 4 June 2018 1:03

Sigh kids these days say the darnest things...

Barbara Woodke 8

Tuesday 5 June 2018 8:50

Maybe don't force her to eat food that she doesn't like?

Akash Parekh 7

Tuesday 5 June 2018 13:01

Probably she understands the torture and pain (right from being raised in god forbidden inhumane place to being ruthlessly murdered) the poor animal suffer for that beef!